We will be

Bent over double I launch myself towards the bathroom sink and catch a glimpse of a sizeable spider freeze with horror at my looming figure. The spider then quickly recoils back with horror as my raged and foaming mouth approaches. Wisely it scurries beneath the basin as I put my toothbrush down.

A moment passes where each of us weighs up who was most horrified.

Empirical evidence would suggest that it was me who got the upper hand here. It was only 6.17am on a Sunday morning! The night before I resolved to sod it all and go to bed dressed head to toe in Macron’s finest, I rapidly deduced the following…

True narratives are not always best reached with sensory perception alone! Anyone old enough, dare I say married enough will know this too well indeed. Brash and loud folk are often reduced to shivering wrecks when faced with the kind of silence I got when expanding upon the correct temperament of a central midfielder whilst dragging the duvet over a shoulder.

Well wearing a Managers kit in bed will be a short lived affair having been allotted no more than 4 inches of space down the right wing of a Super King Sized bed? For those of you curious to discover whether Polyester is a flammable material, ask someone else! There was hardly enough heat or electricity here to raise even a grin from the otherwise perennially smirking Hugh Heffner (RIP).

Away to 2nd place Motspur Park Pride this morning and a real top of the table clash. Lovely? It wasn’t! Scrappy throughout, the Knights team struggled to get a grip of this one. Passing well off, lacking guile and creativity at times. We scored very early and they scored very late to leave it 1 each and stalemate. Goal came from Jacob!

Awarded MOTM to Owen Read who rejected it and said he had to play better than that and handed me back the trophy. Fair enough – it really was one of those.

Song: Something Rambunctious – Fiesta by the Pogues fits the bill!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pYI9t-I6qo