Ol McDonald

So the Vatican responds to growing concern that demonic possession is found to be on the rise. Not just we discover. No the growing epidemic has global ramifications. A single priest eulogises that demonic possession has tripled to 500’000 annually. Not wishing to be outdone perhaps, an Irish priest agreed and stipulates that a demand for exorcism has risen exponentially and that it is a “booming industry”? Heavens – they keep charts on such things.

I stop reading when I discover that Fr. Cesare Truqui, known for epic statements, wears his heart on his sleeve by adding “The fight against evil one started at the origin of the world and is destined to last until the end of the world”. Sheesh – would you invite him around for tea & biscuits?
At home to Hampton Rangers today in a local derby after league opposition unable to field a team of 11. The Knights, having not played since February 25th, began this one with a more preferable kind of demonic possession. Frustrating Rangers for large parts of a competitive friendly on the kind of surface that would be fantastic for grazing animals.

Perhaps it was when our right winger Seb fell over a crawling Bill Oddie (OBE) in undergrowth down the right flank did the paranormal take a hold. Indiscipline crept into a tiring Knights side who were caught napping to allow Rangers the opportunity to score.

The game finished Knights 6 and Rangers 3

Goals from Jacob (3) Ben R (2) & Joel (1)

MOTM: Max Adams - excellent discipline and decision making in Centre Midfield with a momentous amount of determination.

Notable performance: The Landscapers – I didn’t know that they lined a pitch before any planned cutting?

Tune: 1972’s Sammy Davis Jr song Candyman – Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYihDAhVPko